edward cullen muscles
Is Edward Cullen not as sexy as I thought?
Hello, I am Edward Cullen, sparkly vampire extraordinaire. I asked a question earlier, and apparently not all girls are attracted to my vampireness. How can it be? I freaking sparkle! My muscles are rock hard! Who doesn’t dig me? I mean, Bella literally begged me for sex. But some people just don’t seem to be liking the romantic vampire vibe.
Am I not as sexy as Stephenie led me to believe?
Elaine — I thought 108 WAS seasoned. Oh, well. I guess I’m considered a baby in vamp years until 200.
I irk people? Sigh. I’m chagrined.
Tamara — I’m afraid I’m chagrined quite often. So is Bella. We chagrin ourselves, which is all the more chagrining. I didn’t realize it was Stephenie’s fault.
I am not attracted to teenage boys. I find adult men to be attractive. Rock-hard, dead people who sparkle don’t appeal to me. I am not a necrophile, who gets it on with dead people. Undead, doesn’t make a difference, you’re still dead to me.
*New!* New Moon Pictures – Italy – 27th May 09 – Bella & Edward Fountain Kiss & Robs New Muscles 